Dear Facebook, Don't feel proud about your popularity 60% of your profiles are fake ! :
I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.
When I'll Die, I'll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To - "Is Chilling With God"
Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story
How Stories Will Begin In The Future "Once Upon A Timeline..."
The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook
That annoying couple who decided to show the world over Facebook how much they love each other :
I had a facebook crush, it all ended after her photoshop trial version expired.
The person who looks good in the group photos is always the one who uploads it.!!
"Unfriend" on Facebook... Is the modern form of Childhood "Katti".
It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can't share :/ :P
Getting Blocked by your GF/BF on Facebook is like electronic Divorce
I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
Facebook is in relationship with youtube..
Whenever I See Your name in My notifications I Don't Know Why, I automatically Smile ...
When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: "That will be my new profile picture".
I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don't wanna leave it.
Awesome moment is when you reading someone's status and you know its for you....
I guess actions Speak Everything..... Not a Facebook Status!!!
Stealing other people's statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
You need a rajnikanth's heart... to reject a Girl's request on facebook
When you have nothing good to Post on FB, don't put pressure on yourself....you may Shit.
Dear Facebook... Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her?" Is she your sister..??
On social networking sites, the winner of any argument is always the one with better English. :
My Girlfriend ask me... Facebook or Me? Sometimes I really miss her..
You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.
Dear Facebook..! Plz change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??...Now Paste Here"!
Nokia Connecting People.... Facebook connecting Fake People :
Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:
When I first joined Facebook I never thought this sh*t would be this addictive.
People who spend their time taking selfies should change their last name to ".
Send me game request and Win Free "Unfriend" ..
Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that.... i:e Facebook
Relationship now a days.... start wid poking And... end wid blocking :
I hate studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?
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