Tried, Tested, and TRUE. And to think I thought DIFFERENT..
Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
Put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
Thinks it was something he ate.
I am on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped..
Working for the weekend, like everybody…
Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
True Love is a friendship set on fire.
Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.
Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.
You will laugh because you feel like a fool…
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
Think positive, encouraging, uplifting thoughts, and the negative will soon disappear.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end then stop.
Strength is looking back and seeing what you have been through and knowing you were strong enough to make it through.
Decisions are the hardest move to make. Especially when its a choice between where you should be and where you want to be.
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person’s life. For better or for worse.
It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go & still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?
Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice, To keep it, to fight for it and to work for it.
Life is like a book. Some chapters sad, some happy, and some exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds.
Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think.
The longer you wait for something, the more you appreciate it when you get it, because anything worth having is definitely worth waiting for…
If you wait to be happy you will wait forever, but if u start to be Happy you will be happy forever..
Don’t judge me until you have lived my life and have experienced all the things I have gone through. Then you can make your decision about what you think of me.
Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished, if you’re alive, it isn’t.
When people expect you to fail, prove them wrong..
You can only hold on to someone for so long then you have to make a choice, let them go or let them pull you down..
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, than top it. If you cant top it, then laugh at it. If you cant laugh, you deserved it.
If they talk to you about somebody, they will talk to somebody about you.
Like this if you like to like things.
You can’t handle my undivided attention.
Thinks you should never take life too seriously no one ever makes it out alive! so just chill out..
Words mean very little, but actions mean everything. Don’t just say it, show it.
I am not weird I just find creative ways to entertain myself
would like my Facebook friends to comment on this status sharing how you met me. But I want you to LIE
Do not stress the things you can not change cause we create our tomorrow by what we do today
Grounded for so long, i think it’s time to now fly.
Men only have two faults, what they do, and what they say..
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Unless you have lived through what i have, don’t judge the actions i have taken. And i promise you, you don’t know the half of it.
People ask me why i don’t trust others.. if only i could tell you.
Second chances don`t always mean a happy ending.
Pressure makes diamonds.
If your in my place what would you do??
Remember there is someone for everyone..
The past was never a mistake if you learned from it..
The best thing about waiting is having what you really deserve.
Avoid negative people to stay positive.
Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, just live your life & make the best of it.
All relationships have problems. It just all depends if you two are strong enough to get through them together.
The first person that you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the night is either the cause of your happiness or the cause of your pain.
Laugh as much as you breath and love as much as you live.
Today is the oldest you’ve even been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.
Every little lie you lie brings us closer to goodbye.
The person who loves you more will fight with you daily without any reason but whenever you are sad that person will fight with the world to end your sadness.
Real men stay faithful. They don’t have time to look for another woman b’coz they are too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
Love is a fire but whether it’s going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
A real man never stops showing his girl how much he loves her even after he has her.
Nobody wants to hear this but sometimes the person you want most is the person you are best without.
Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
My love for you is like a ring; it has no beginning and no end.
Dear LOL, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
Dear PAST, thank you for all the lessons. Dear FUTURE, I’m now ready.
You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.
If Saturday and Sunday dont excite you, then change your friends & If Monday does not motivate you, then change your profession.
Friends, Health & Love. These things don’t come with price tags but when we lose then we realize the COST.
A rumor goes in one ear and out of many mouths.
Last time I looked at my keybord, I noticed that U and I are allways together.
The most valuable asset you will ever have is your mind and what you put into it.
Rain falls b’coz the sky can no longer handle its weigh just like tears fall b’coz heart can no longer handle the pain.
What doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger.
Some people are going to leave but that’s not the end of your story. That’s the end of their part in your story.
A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium.
Its funny how girls run from the guys who try to make them happy and fight for the ones who make them cry.
Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others.
If you want success, then dont rely on other people to do what you can also do.
The language of friendship is not words, but meanings.
I hate it when my friends change just because that meet new people.
When you give lot of importance to someone in your life, you lose your importance in their life.
Past can hurt but you can either run from it or learn from it.
Love is on the lips of many but in the hearts of few.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words but when I look at yours, Im speechless.
Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your MIND.
I wish I was as smart as I think I am.
Experience is a cruel teacher. It gives you exam first and lesson later.
I hate it when you are super excited for something and everything goes wrong.
Dear GOD, My prayer for 2012 is a FAT bank account and THIN body. Please don’t mix up these like you did last year.
Does a book work as a sleeping pill for you as well?
Everyone deserves a 2nd chance, not for repeating mistake but for correcting …..
TRUST …. Need years to earn and seconds to break.
The most valuable places to be in the world are in someone’s THOUGHTS, in someone’s PRAYERS and in someone’s HEART.
YOU want it? Then FIGHT for it.
It’s easy to fool the eye but it’s hard to fool the heart.
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