Arz kia hai.. Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai, Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai, Apni profile pic mai akeli.. Aur pati ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai.
Dil sapno se ‘HOUSEFULL’ hai.. Pura hona bhi ‘DOUTFULL’ hai.. Is duniya me har chiz ‘WONDERFULL’ hai.. Kyuki life tum jaise dosto se ‘COLOURFULL’ hai..
Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se, Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!! . . . . . Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala, Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!
Badi muddat baad Aaj phone par uski awaz suni toh.. . . . . Dil ne dhadakte hue kaha.. . . . . . Jaldi yaad kar kamine kaunsi wali hai..!!!
Kisi shayar ne kaha tha ki, mahbub tere pyar me, tadpana aacha lagta hai. tujse milne ki khawaish me, bichudna aacha lagta hai.. kasam tere pyar ki, jab dur hu tujse..to tuje yad karna aachha lagta hai.. par hame to.. RAJAI me jane se pahle.. thund se KAMPANA.. aacha lagta hai.
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna, Mushkil samay mein bhi iss dost ko yaad rakhna, Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi, Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna.
Mujhe Mat Dhudo Is Jahan Ki Tanhai Mein . . . . . . . . . Thand Bahut Hai Mein To Hun Apani Rajai Mein
Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi, Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi, Pyar hua to vo paheli thi, 2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala.. Wo us area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi.
Dil mein khuda hai, Ankho mein nasha hai, Bato mein maza hai, Chahat mein ada hai, Andaz bhi juda hai, Dosti mein wafa hai, Arey yaar.. Isiliye to sari duniya HUM par fida hai.
Socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge, socha tha har modd pe tmhara intezar krenge, kambkhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli
A new version of the famous lines from SILSILA Movie: Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain, Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota, AUR TUM na hoti to PAISA hota. Dont laugh alone please pass it on..
Gujrati sher: NAZAR se NAZAR mile to pucho kem che? NAZAR jhuki or hase to samzo k prem che. Jo SANDAL utare to samzo k aa chokri to apni ben che.!!
Lo G mera ek Sher arz hai, Idhar B sitam ho gaya Udher B sitam ho gaya Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya.
Student Shayari On Exams – Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya h, Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai......
Tumhe kya pata ke gum kya hai, Tumhe kya pata gum kise kehte hain, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hain, Kyonki… Tumne to hamesha THOOK se hi envelop chipkaya hai.
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
Arz hai- Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai, ek din to sabne marna hai char din ki h zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke, Agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
Waqt ke Tufan me bikharte chale gaye, Tanhai ki gehrai me utarte chale gye, Jannat thi har subah sham jin dosto ke sath, Ek ek kar ke sab bichhadte chale gaye… Thanks to whatsup.. Sab wapis mil gaye.
Yu to muhabbat ki haqeeqat se hum khoob waqif the, Dosto.. Par pata nahi kyu unko dekha to,, zara sa shauk hua Zindagi Barbaad karne ka..!!
Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”
Aankho mein nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah.. Wah.. Jis se raat-bhar chatting ki Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi..
Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi, are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
Dunia mein reh kar sapnon mein kho jaao, Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jaao, Agar kuchh bhi nahi hota hai to, Chadar-takiya lo aur so jaao.
Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai, Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain, Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse, Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.
Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye, Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye, Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost, Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.
Jalte hue deepo ki tarah jagmagate rahna, hamari dua hai sada muskrate rahna, kitni bhi chappalen pade tumhe e mere bhai, zindgi bhar aap ladkiya patate rahna.
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye, Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho gaye, Hamne unki yaad mein khat itne likhe ki, Ki Wo khato ko bechkar hi ameer ho gaye.
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha, Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha, Maine propose kia SMS se, Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.
Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge, khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de, baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.
Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai, Use jo mohabbat samjhe, Woh sabse bada gadha hai.
Arz Kiya Hai.. Udhar aap majabur baithey hain Idhar hum khamosh baithey hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho janab.. Jab dono taraf do kanjus baithey hain..!!
Tumhari naam ki gazalein Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai. Par kya karu yeh zalim Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.
Awara larkon se achche to gali ke kutte hain!! e-Dost . . . . . . . . . . Kam se kam larki palat palat ke dekhti to hai kk aa raha hai ya nahi!!
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla, Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla, Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage, Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.
Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai, Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai, Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein, Sirf dosti hi.. NOT FOR SALE HAI
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.
Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai, Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!
Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo, Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo, Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo, Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo, Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo, Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo, Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, Free SMS ki scheme mein.
Teri galiyo mein kadam nahi rakhe ge hum aaj ke bad kyoki kichad ho gaya hai barsat ke bad.....
Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai, Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai, TATA namak istemal karo Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai.
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho, Dil mile na mile haath milate raho, Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga, Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake, Chaand bhi sharma gaya, Chhup gaya badli mein jaake, Chaand bhi sharma gaya, Aur aapko dekha to, Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.
Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi, Kuch tha uske hotho pe, Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi, jab muh khulwaya to pta chala, Saali kutti R.M.D. Khati thi.
Har doori mitani padhti hai, har baat btani padhti hai, lagta hai dosto ke pass waqt hi nahi hai, aaj kal khud apni yaad dilaani padhti hai.
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain.. Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.
Apni raah khud chuno, Dil jo kahe vahi karo, Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do, Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo, Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.
Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do, Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do, Agar dil na lagey kahin tow, Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!
Bekar ki Zindgi hum jiya nahi karte, Expire honewali Dosti hum kiya nahi karte.. Mere SMS aapko Lifetime tak milenge, Kyuki reply ki chinta hum kiya nahi karte.
Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se Keh Rahi Hai, Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se Keh Rahi Hai, Haath Chooro Jan.. Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai. Happy Winter Season Aaaa….chhii
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe.. Yun hanste hanste.. Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar, Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
SHAYARI OF A THIEF! Mobile night plans ne to humein bhuka maar diya hai Dosto Jis ghar mein chori ke liye jao koi na koi aashiq jag raha hota hai!
Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Gour farmaye..! Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi, Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi, Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera, Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi!
Thandi Ka Ek Fayeda Hai ? ? ? Kya Soch Rahe Ho ? ? ? Bas Ek He Fayeda Hai ? ? ? Garmi Nhi Lagte. HAPPY WINTER SEASON…
Har khwab humesha sacha nahi hota, bohot zyada pyaar bhi acha nahi hota, kisi ko kum na samajna is duniya mein dost, kyu ki har dudh peene wala bachcha nahi hota.
Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi.. Usne jo sher mara tow wah wah ho gayi.. Aur Maine jo sher mara toh.. toh toh Sherni widwa ho gayi..!!
Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua… Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain.. (‘,’)/ Oh my God <) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA _/ \_
Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire, Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire, . . Khushiyo ke samundar mein.
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai. Unka to timepass ho jata hai…. Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge, Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahi denge.
Aye chand taro zara inko ek hath maro, Bister se inko niche utaro, Karo in ke sath ab tum fight, Kyu ke ye so rahe the bina kahe.. GOOD NIGHT 😀
Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se, Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge, Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se, Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge..
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li, Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li, Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di, To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
Khamosh plkon se ansu chalak aate hai, Aap kya jane aap kitne yaad ate hai, Aaj bhi usi wineshop pe tanha khade hai, Jaha apne kha tha: “Ruko hum abi half leke ate hai”
Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho, Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho, Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho, Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.'
zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sare record tod du Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain.....
Ashiqko ka Dimag hota hai khali, Tabhi milti nahi garwali, Gulam ban ke fas jate hai, Ishq ke jaal mein, Our kehte hai Mene Ladki Patali.
Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko, Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar, Khuda Se Puchha Maine.. Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai? Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya.. Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h.....
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega, 7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega, Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo, Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal.. Tumhein saup diya jayega.
Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo, Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se, . . . . . Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se, . . . . . 5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad, Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad, Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Ek khawab ek khayal ek hakikat hai tu, zindgi mein pane wali har zarurat hai tu, jisko roz msg karne ko dil kare are yaar vahi sweet si musibat hai tu.
Pani dekh pyaas lagti hai, shadi dekh kar hume bhi aas dikhti hai, Hum logo kaise samjhaye.. ki har zakkas ladki ki ‘MAA’ hume apni ‘SAAS’ lagti hai.
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
indagi behaal hai, Sur hai na taal hai, Msg box bhi kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai, Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo, Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU.. muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo..
Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko prapose, Gift diya usne red rose, Sherni ne kaha surat aine me dekh, Chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli, Confidence to dekh.
Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..! Wah Wah Haar se pehle mai umeed kyu chhodu..! Daya bola.. “Payment sabko milti hai, Darwaza hamesha mai hi kyu Todu”
When U Breathe, U Respire. Wah wah When U Breathe, U Respire ! Wah wah kya baat hai When u Don’t Breathe, U Expire. Subhanallah.. Maar hi daala..!!
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi, Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi, Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi, Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.
Dil ke arman aansuo mein bah gaye.. Hum gali me the gali mein hi reh gaye.. Light chali gayi thi… to . . . Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unsi mummy se keh gaye!
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya, Kushbu tere sath laya, Phir mere dil me khayal aaya, Ke lagta hay ki, Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ‘NAHAYA’
Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisi ko kavi kisiko katil bana diya, do phool ka bozh na utha sakti thi MUMTAZ, aur SHAHJAHAN ne uspe TAZ MAHAL bana diya.
Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI Yeh Anna hazare be le lo Yeh Lokpall be le lo Bhale cheen lo Hum se Bipasha Basu Magar Hum Ko Lauta do Woh Kimti Purani Woh Atta Woh Gas Woh Bijli Woh Pani Badi Meharbaani…! Badi Meharbaani…!
Gori paan na khaya karo, Honthon pe laali aati hai, Gori paan na khaya karo, Honthon pe laali aati hai, By God, Tera wazan dekh ke meri jaan nikal jaati hai.
Arz Hai Cham cham karti chandni, tim tim karte taare Cham cham karti chandni, tim tim karte taare Koi bhi sms nahi karte, Besharam ho gaye saare..!! Good Night
Na ishq kar mere yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai.
Hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar, Tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar, Maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar, Tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kaata murga samaj kar.
Likho to paigam kuch aise likhna ke qalam bhi rone par majboor ho jaaye har lafz me wo dard bhar do.. ke padne wala disprin kha ke so jaaye
Na waqt hai itna ki syllabus pura ho jae, Na tarkib koi asi ki exam pass kia jae, 1 esa dard dia hai is PADHAI ne yaro, Na khul kr Roya jae.. Na Jam kr Soya jae
Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam, Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge, Aur 12th pass karne ke baad hi, Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Aafat ka Injection ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki.. Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum
Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein, Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi, Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko, Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.
Tere Pyar Me Umra Bhar Intazar Kiya, Wah Wah… . . Tere Pyar Me Umra Bhar Intazar Kiya, . . Aur Us Intazaar me Na Jane Kitno se pyar kiya, . Wah wah … Kya baat kya baat.
Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya, Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya, Tumko dekha to khayaal aaya, Paglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya.
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