Keep Clam and Party ON.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy
I want to be forever young.
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere
My body is not a temple.. it's a distillery with legs.
step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
Dont dirnk and udpate Feacbook statass.
Has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
Life is one big party.
Mornings = Laziness. Afternoon = Dying for a rest. Night = Can t sleep
Peace Love n Party.
Girls Just wanna have fun!
Work Hard, Party Harder.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alco-hol
Take me drunk I'm home.
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
Its feel better than a love.
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