Life is Short – Chat Fast!
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
Failure is not an option - it comes bundled with Windows.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone ;)
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
We become what we think about.
my attitude depends upon the people in front of me
Hey there whatsapp is using me.
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Quiet people have the loudest minds.
If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
I'll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Whatever it is - I didn't do it!
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.
You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee
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